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Fred: Hello, everyone. Finally, I get to make introductions!
Mysterious Voice: Yeah, hurry it up.
Fred: Patience is a virtue, Voice. Ahem. You all may know me, I'm Fred Weasley, a lesser character from "Harry Potter." I'm here today because some stupid sons of--
Hermione: Fred, can you just get on with it?
Fred: I was!
Ron: Just let me say it, stupid. We have this site because the once-decent Fanfiction.net came up with some stupid rule and took down all the MSTs.
Fred: Right, and since we were stuck reading these horrible stories, we wanted the world to see them.
Ron: So here they are.
Mysterious Voice: As a side note, the webmistresses would like to note that these pages function best with Mozilla Firefox and Internet Explorer.
Mysterious Voice: The last update was on 11/30/07.
Oliver: A new MST by Mian is up. Knock yourselves out.
Hermione: The webmistress says she's sorry for never updating, but she's of course busy with school, something we don't get to experience anymore.
Ron: And you're complaining?
Hermione: I rather enjoyed school.
Ron: Yeah, well, you were the only one.
Fred: Now, here comes the fun part. If any of your MSTs got kicked off of Fanfiction.net, we'll be happy to take them here. I assume a lot of these sites are popping up, but who cares, right?
George: Send them to the webmistress: Vitani6662@aol.com. When you send a MST, you absolutely have to provide a title and a rating for us, or it won't get posted. Keep in mind that the title can be completely idiotic. The rating applies to both the story and the MST text. In other words, if the story is, say, NC-17, but your MST is pretty harmless, let's say PG, then the whole thing is still rated NC-17. So please follow these rules, because it makes things easier for the webmistress. Keep sending your MSTs.
Mysterious Voice: Or send stories for them to read in agony while I gloat in my mysteriousness!
Ron: Sign the guestbook, please. It lets us know how we're doing. I mean, what if we're doing a really bad job and we don't even know about it? What if half the stories don't work? You have to tell us! Either send an e-mail to the addresses above or sign the guestbook.
Fred: Our brother, the walking infomercial.
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